World cup
mania is upon us--or at least upon the rest of the world. True,
between ABC, ESPN, and ESPN2, all the games are being broadcast
here, and that's something new. If you love hearing Andres
Cantor's "Golllllllll," you can find a Univision
outlet in most major American markets.
The question
is: Why is soccer so popular everywhere BUT in the US?
Certain
easy answers are always offered:
There's
not enough scoring. OK. But, in the recent NBA finals, where
there's LOTS of scoring, it still came down to a final second
point to win it all. Is that definitive? I mean if a soccer
game can be won 1-0, why should 87-86 win a basketball contest?
Wouldn't it be better if the victor needed a 5 point margin?
In soccer,
it means something to score a point.
Soccer is
not a good TV sport, in that there are not frequent breaks for
commercials. This, too, is the conventional wisdom, but in soccer,
the viewer must glue himself to the screen (except at halftime).
Thus, graphic messages can be superimposed which will be seen,
as will the stadium posters.
Granted,
football, baseball, and basketball have breaks, but how many
people actually watch the commercials? Isn't this whole
thing just a reflection of the tremendous conceit of Madison
Avenue?
Football
and basketball are by far the biggest sports in the US. What
do they have in common? With some exceptions, you have to be
a freak to play them at the pro level. Except for those athletes
you may see on TV, how many people do YOU see every day who
are nearly 7 feet tall, or weigh over 300 pounds?
Since these
pursuits are "freak" sports, all American couch potatoes
can take comfort. They can merely watch, and never worry about
participating. These activities are closed to them.
Soccer,
on the other hand, can be played by anyone. Even at the pro
level, you need only to develop skills and be extremely fit.
Nearly every person outside the US has played soccer at some
level. Many people continue to play until they're quite
old. Unquestionably, soccer players are the best conditioned
athletes of any sport--expect perhaps for track.
So here
it is. Our big American sports are entertainment and fantasy,
portrayed by freakish characters, literally larger than life.
Many of the players are overpaid, over pampered individuals
with a lifetime free pass. And sadly, we seem to like it that
way, because if we really didn't, things would change. How
many fans stayed away from Major League Baseball in 1995 after
the World Series was canceled in 1994?
Soccer is
closer to reality. Why? It's hard to score (as in real life).
In America, we expect instant gratification. You seldom get
breaks (as in real life). What's more, the officiating usually
doesn't disrupt the flow of the game. Big Brother isn't
there to bail you out. Contrast this with basketball, where
a meaningless foul committed outside the main action can still
bring the game to a halt.
Shouldn't
basketball's rules be changed when an infraction that is
bad enough to draw a penalty becomes part of the strategy toward
the end of the game? Are these foul acts supposed to be bad
or not?
But, on
the other hand, this obsession with and exploitation of the
"law" is as American as apple pie. We have our exclusionary
rule, endless technicalities, and unlimited appeals. Maybe soccer
IS just plain un-American.
I've
always said that we have the Government we deserve. I guess
we have the sports we deserve, as well.