Great
special effects, very little story, voyeuristic fantasies played
out--but ultimately quite unsatisfying.
The film starts
out with a rat being dropped into the cage of an invisible predator.
Seconds later, the rat is reduced to a bloody pulp.
Welcome to
the kingdom of lurid thrills, director Paul Verhoeven at your
service. On this level, if no other, the pic will not disappoint.
We then cut
to government mad scientist (but no geek) Dr. Sebastian Caine
(Kevin Bacon). It is night, and Caine is at home, hard at work
trying to create a formula to reverse the invisibility potion
that he has already developed. His concentration is momentarily
broken as he peers across the street at a sexy neighbor (Rhona
Mitra) undressing, in a fully lit room, with the shades up. Since
this isn't Psycho, and he isn't Norman Bates, the shades go down
at just the strategic moment.
Fear not.
This IS a Verhoeven flick, and all titillations will be fulfilled.
As our attention
goes back to Caine's computer screen, we see a molecule, which
is now deemed "stable." Voilà! Caine has cracked
the code and visibility can be restored--or so we think.
The next day,
the new formula is tested in his top-secret underground lab, replete
with mazes of corridors, heavy doors, shafts, and ladders--apparently
designed by the same architect who did all the Alien movies. Assisted
by his former girlfriend Dr. Linda McKay (Elisabeth Shue), hunky
scientist and now Linda's secret new love Dr. Matt Kensington
(Josh Brolin), and veterinarian Dr. Sarah Kennedy (Kim Dickens),
Sebastian restores visibility to an invisible ape.
The next step,
of course, is for Dr. Caine to try the formulas on himself. There
is one little problem, though. He can't become visible again.
So, he has to make the best of it, which in his case means to
go completely BAZERK (apologies to Billy Jack).
After tiring
of such diversions as invisibly fondling a sleeping Dr. Sarah,
he leaves the compound to have some not so innocent fun with his
neighbor. By judicious cuts, helmer Verhoeven attempts to satisfy
our baser instincts and condemn them at the same time, but no
one who has tried this has ever succeeded.
The rest of
the pic becomes a grade Z slasher film, as the crazed invisible
man tries to kill all his colleagues. Picture an invisible Jason
walking around the Alien compound. No cliché is left
unturned, including the unstoppable bad guy versus the heroine
who combines outstanding resourcefulness with amazing stupidity.
Verhoeven
could have done a whole lot better. At least the lurid effects
he used in Starship Troopers (1997) helped tell a reasonable story,
that didn't stray too far from Robert Heinlein's novel. Hollow
Man's screenplay is much too weak for a big budget production,
but nobody seemed to notice--or care.
Way back in
1933, James Whale made a far superior Invisible Man, that incidentally
featured Titanic's Gloria Stuart as the love interest.
At least three
questions emerge from all this:
Will Paul
Verhoeven ever make a good film again?
How much longer
will we be subjected to movies that have special effects and nothing
else?
What kind
of role will Elisabeth Shue have in 2064?